Covid can't stop it!

Old age can't stop it!

We may have to use excentrifugal force...but, by crikey, it's happening again…

Click on the link for laterst news!  2026 Tour dates; Zappadan... and more

Thank You, Thank You, and Thank You…

Howdy folks, and welcome to the summer edition of Treacherous Cretins News!  Read it here

Tour kicks off today… 

The van is packed; the tunes are learnt; the tariffs have been paid to get Robert ‘Bobby’ Martin into the UK… we are ready to hit the road today!   Read about it here

Have you heard the news? (What news? Oo-whatta-news!) It's the Treacherous Cretins update!

Spring 2025 Newsletter.  Read all about the tour prep, our WhatsApp Fan Group and Bandcamp Friday here.  

Happy Zappadan from the Cretins!

Happy Zappadan and a Happy Crimbo! The Zappadan newsletter can be read here.

Spring 2025 Tour now on sale!

Read our December newsletter here - all about our forthcoming Spring tour