Spring 2025 Tour starts today!

The van is packed; the tunes are learnt; the tariffs have been paid to get Robert ‘Bobby’ Martin into the UK… we are ready to hit the road today!

The first stop is Sheffield tonight… and then we criss-cross the country, visiting some friends at previous venues, and meeting some new friends at some venues and cities where we will be performing for the first time.  We are excited!

Don't it ever get lonesome? Don't it ever give a young man the blues?
Don't it ever get lonesome? Don't it ever make a young man wanna go back home?  When the P.A. system eats it; And the band plays some of the most terriblest shit you've ever known

Tickets are still available, so if you haven't grabbed one yet, do so, to avoid the ‘On the Door’ prices.  For full dates; click on the tour poster below. 

It's safe to say you can expect even more of your favourite Zappa classics, and a show that features music from across the entire Zappa catalogue. 

Merch…

T-shirt racks, rubber snacks;  Poster rolls with matching tacks; Yes, a special beer for sports; And paper cups that hold two quarts!

We've got some new t-shirts for sale and some posters printed, and we are pretty certain the venues have some cups to hold two quarts of whatever drink you fancy. 

Please continue to support us by buying some merch!  We will be manning the stand at each of the shows!  

And, if you have anything you want Robert to sign… bring it (way) on down. 

The WhatsApp Fan Group

We have set up the Treacherous Cretins International Fan Group on WhatsApp. The group is a space to chat/hang out/ask questions and generally have a bit of fun whilst we are on the road.  We've been posting some behind the scenes content, that hasn't been shown on any of our other channels/social media pages, and sharing other little nuggets that might be of interest to you!

Whilst on the road, we will be hosting ‘Ask Robert’ Q&A sessions in the WhatsApp group whilst we are whiling the hours away in the tour van… join the group and we will send the timing details!

You can sign up here. You can engage as much or as little as you like with the group. Share your thoughts, chat with us and the other members, or simply ignore it if it’s not for you! 

And finally…

We are really looking forward to catching you on this Spring Tour.  Please come and say hello, we love to put faces to names and share our love of all things Zappa!

Music is the best x